I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Randomize
