Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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