saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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