Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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