can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
Randomize
