So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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