Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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