U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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