i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
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