i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
She just used a chaser for red wine.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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