I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
