This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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