2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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