ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
