theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
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