Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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