Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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