so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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