I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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