so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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