i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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