I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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