so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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