Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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