I think I died a long time ago.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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