I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
my shit smells like andre
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Randomize
