She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
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