i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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