do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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