would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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