Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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