I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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