I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I'm too high and old for this...
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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