I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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