he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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