I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
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