Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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