i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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