I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
You were trust falling into bushes
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Randomize
