we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
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