so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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