He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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