fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Randomize
