Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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