There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
