are you still at the devil's house?
What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
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