THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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