did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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