Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I don't think brook has ever known best
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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