Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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